Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

More Everything, Even More Abridged

As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]

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The Comedy Illuminati at 1-900-HOTDOG let me talk about some reality tv lunacy. Tap into the raw power.

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I’m on the excellent podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating in this episode. Listen, and learn about the maps around you.

My latest entry into the gallery of zany nightmares is zanier and more nightmare than ever.

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1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]