Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

2012 in Verse

Apocalypse The mighty Quetzalcoatl is late I acted assuming his arrival I’ve committed crimes in every state Stole the lives […]

The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical […]

Rating: 9.87 out of 10 (Above Average) The modern military shooter is being re-revolutionized, just in time for the holiday […]

Tyler Perry runs the most popular minstrel show in the history of the world. If James Cameron directed a 4D […]

Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed […]

Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling […]

The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together […]

A bit of cross-promotion. When I’m not writing pop-culture inania here, I run a university bboy crew. It’s something of […]

How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but […]

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