Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

Cutting Edge Airplane Humor

Updates have been complicated by my trip to the ass end of nowhere. This makes my usual riffs on important […]

Denial It’s hard to beat the classics. Denial is the only element of the original five to survive the brutal […]

Hotshot Sinclair Solutions marketing executive Jack Loki stares thoughtfully at the bottle of whiskey on his desk. The silence is […]

Read Orc Stain. Ancient review law requires me to spew a few hundred more words. But the executive version of […]

The mayor smiled as he dropped the coin off the edge of the building. The wind threw it off course, […]

It was raining. This rain was like his emotional state. The hunter took off his gloves. “Love!” he yelled, looking […]

The depiction of any character is bound to change with the writer. This is doubly true for characters that bounce […]

“The world runs on manners.” These were the words my aunt left me before being permanently interred at Arkham Asylum. […]

My fellow heroes, Lex Luthor’s won his lawsuit over the broken collarbone he got during last week’s doomsday plot. We […]

Consider the lemon. Some see a fruit. Others also see a fruit. It’s pretty odd to look at a […]