No breaks. Only bants. I decided to exorcise my long-term advice columnist vendetta:
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Ken Hamm Should Probably Be in Prison
Somehow, this week’s guest column is the first thing I’ve written about Creationism. Wild.
What If News Came in a Letter
It would change everything.
A Man That Cannot Help You
Need to improve your masculinity? No? You’re a sane adult? Then mock this man with me. Some context-free previews:
The Second Worst Show I’ve Covered
Sex Box is a real show. So real, we made it twice.
Read My Newsletter or Face Charges
You have to do it.
Open Hearts, Clouded Minds, Must Lose
My 1900HOTDO expedition to the bottom of human culture has reached advice columns.
Rasslor and Me
For 1900HOTDOG’s Ape Week, I return to an old favorite.
Dunk the Negro Returns
Another newsletter bonus. And a fun one, for fans of peak stupidity.
I Bring the Book of Erotic Fantasy to 1900HOTDOG
It gets wild. But it’s free!
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