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Target of the Week: Horatio Alger

Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling […]

The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together […]

How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but […]

Congratulations on choosing HyperTV for your 5D viewing needs! With six thousand channels in forty real languages and eight imaginary […]

I think that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. How should I confront him? -Lila This problem, like most […]

Some of you are going through a rough patch. The symptoms are varied. They could be unemployment, madness, a hangnail, […]

If the old “Lyrics Slaughterhouse” segment demonstrated one thing, it’s that Katy Perry needs to have her vocal chords revoked. […]

Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to […]

As an American black male, I have the life expectancy of a fruit fly. Unless I have the good fortune […]

Everything is a joke. Modern life gives us three real choices. All of them require going insane. These choices are […]