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Satire on a fifth-grade level.

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Target of the Week: Horatio Alger

Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: October 18, 2012October 18, 2012
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Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Three

The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: October 8, 2012October 8, 2012
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Ask Doctor Maximus: Back to School Edition

How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: September 4, 2012
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2177 Channel Guide

Congratulations on choosing HyperTV for your 5D viewing needs! With six thousand channels in forty real languages and eight imaginary […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: August 28, 2012August 28, 2012
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Ask Doctor Maximus

I think that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. How should I confront him? -Lila This problem, like most […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: July 30, 2012July 30, 2012
Articles , How-To

Five Reasons You Should Join A Cult

Some of you are going through a rough patch. The symptoms are varied. They could be unemployment, madness, a hangnail, […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: July 21, 2012July 23, 2012
Articles , Music

An Open Letter to Pop Lyricists

If the old “Lyrics Slaughterhouse” segment demonstrated one thing, it’s that Katy Perry needs to have her vocal chords revoked. […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: July 4, 2012July 23, 2012
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A Comprehensive List of Avatars

Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: June 30, 2012October 3, 2013
Articles , Comics

Trayvon Toons

As an American black male, I have the life expectancy of a fruit fly. Unless I have the good fortune […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: March 29, 2012March 29, 2012
Articles , Site Stuff

Mission Statement 2012

Everything is a joke. Modern life gives us three real choices. All of them require going insane. These choices are […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: March 28, 2012November 24, 2012

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