Batman: The Movie Proof that idiots will always try to elevate themselves over wit they will never understand by making […]
Blade Wesley Snipes makes vampires cool again. Look where that got us. Blade 2 & Trinity Every possible camera angle […]
Leon: Are you already done with everything? Maxine: No, I’ve got to write three papers in about two days. Leon: […]
Enough real analysis has been done on Occupy Wall Street that throwing my hat into the ring would only make […]
I’m in a Princeton lecture hall. It can hold around two hundred people. Right now, there are about sixty. Over […]
Today’s question: Why are we here?
Leon: What’s your paper about? Maxine: I don’t really know. Leon: You’ve already written three pages. Maxine: Impressive, right?
Imagine an evil clone of Seth McFarlane. Then give him a fraction of the budget and ask him to animate […]
A first impression is a fine art. It’s the difference between a lifelong marriage and having a drink thrown in […]
Updates have been complicated by my trip to the ass end of nowhere. This makes my usual riffs on important […]