We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM This isn’t […]
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Summer 2013’s Best News Train Wreck: Mute Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM I have […]
Summer 2013′s Best News Train Wreck: Blind Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM Anthony Weiner […]
The Potential Genius of New 52 Lobo
Lobo’s new design has been making the rounds online, sparking controversy among people with too much time on their hands. […]
Russia Cracks Down on the Left Handed
In a high-profile press conference, President Putin deflected critics of Russian legislation targeting left-handed citizens. “I will not bend to […]
Dark Souls- Embrace Futility
I am going to posit that Dark Souls is a better survival horror game than most of the titles that […]
A Humble Offer for the NSA
It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic […]
This Week at MWT Regional HQ
Sam “Mute Monkey” LaGow lies awake in bed at around Four AM in his bedroom in Yorktown Heights, New York. […]
Last Week at MWT HQ
Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle sits at the head of a table in a dingy apartment in Rutherford, New Jersey. Sam […]
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. […]