Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July […]
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship […]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia […]
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become […]
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.