Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July […]
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship […]
In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Guest Spot
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia […]
Meanwhile on Slackjaw
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become […]
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.