Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Guest Spot
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia […]
Meanwhile on Slackjaw
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become […]
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
The New Yorker Again? Yup
I’m proud of this one. The lunatic book bans are, in a season of plague and escalating military tension, my […]
Back in McSweeney’s
Sometimes I like to throw a rock at a lake and see what happens. Hence this McSweeney’s update.