(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing […]
Movies
Moving pictures.
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the […]
At the Movies – The Lego Movie
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from […]
At the Movies: Battle of the Year
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Bboy Maladjusted, Pretentious Crew. […]
At The Movies: Pacific Rim
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds dim enough to pay for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: […]
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between […]
At the Movies: Triple Feature
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds that pay for movies. They are: Alan: Resident malcontent. Byron: […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey, Part 2
The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of […]
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