I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Maintenance, news, etc.
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, […]
Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty
New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?
More Everything, Even More Abridged
As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).
My Book’s on Sale
Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!
Come to My Party
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]
Get History’s Favorite book for less
Want 25% off the perfect book? Of course you do. From now until Friday, Everything Abridged is 25% off Barnes […]
The New Yorker Interviewed Me About Pranks
It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
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