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Learn to Dodge a Cannonball

I tend to avoid answering “Why?” It’s a fine question. I tell odd jokes. You might enjoy the fake signs, […]

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New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.

I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.

My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, […]

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As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]

1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]

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