As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]
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My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).
My Book’s on Sale
Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!
Come to My Party
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]
Get History’s Favorite book for less
Want 25% off the perfect book? Of course you do. From now until Friday, Everything Abridged is 25% off Barnes […]
The New Yorker Interviewed Me About Pranks
It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
I’m in the New Yorker. No, really.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank […]
A New Home For Your Money
I’ve gotten suggestions to sell merch from twenty different people in three different languages. After ignoring all that, I’ve had […]
Preorder Everything Abridged by Dennard Dayle (Me) and Save the World
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything […]
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