The Priestess’s meditation chamber had been serving as a sort of conference room for the past few weeks as the […]
2177 Channel Guide
Congratulations on choosing HyperTV for your 5D viewing needs! With six thousand channels in forty real languages and eight imaginary […]
At the Movies: Intermission
After descending into the depths of retro kitsch, our heroes’ laziness has finally reached its peak. They have become one […]
Clandestine, Part Five
“We deserve better than this,” I said between coughs. The lights were dim, but I could make out the faces […]
At the Movies: Death Race 2000
A week after jumpstarting Cammy’s heart using a failed musical, our heroes are gathered on the couch. They revel in […]
Ask Doctor Maximus
I think that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. How should I confront him? -Lila This problem, like most […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind […]
Birth of a Fire Nation
I imagine you can find this on any Fire Nation bookcase.
Five Reasons You Should Join A Cult
Some of you are going through a rough patch. The symptoms are varied. They could be unemployment, madness, a hangnail, […]
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