Ruby Coen Saves Poetry, Which She Invented

There’s an exciting new generation of narcissists redefining poetry. All of them owe a cosmic debt to Ruby Coen, inventor of poetry and executive producer of heartbreak. Signing her to See More Evil has been my greatest achievement as our Publishing Czar. All four readers of I Drew Your Soul remain enraptured by her brilliance.

I’ve put some of her recent work below. Be warned: these poems will teach you new emotions. You’ll cry, weep, and tear up from her insight. And once you’re done crying, you’ll cry again.

Welcome to the future of literature.

-Blind Monkey