1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
The whiskey nation attacked. Enjoy a retrospective of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Weeaboo Hell is a podcast about anime, Tezuka’s greatest […]
Your weekly (well, daily if you follow the channel) snippets of the fall of the American Empire.
S13E01: Duets. Monkey and Buffalo sing Like a Virgin. S13E02: Robin Thicke disappears between Sea Lion’s cover of Toxic and […]
I’ve got a new article up on Points in Case. Reading it cures most forms of modern and postmodern malaise.
Nunchucks, Foam – $26 Groceries – $90 MetroCard – $130 Nunchucks, Wooden – $37 Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy […]
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days […]
An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old […]