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My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits

1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]

My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.

Here’s just a hint of the raw power that comes with subscribing to the newsletter. Satire’s boundaries remain hotly contested […]

Free bonus article? You bet. With a small request: sign up for my newsletter. I live in hell. But it’s […]

Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]

Your weekly (well, daily if you follow the channel) snippets of the fall of the American Empire.

Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece […]

This week, we teach you to love and respect the Red Comet. After that, we discuss a bizarre supernatural hentai […]

You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I […]

I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that […]