Read the life-changing pilot to my nonfiction article series on Substack. In which I go “outside.”
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
The Inquisition’s Finest Satire
Can be yours. All you have to do is subscribe to my stupid free newsletter.
Earth’s Sanest Ad Agency is Back
Virtuosity is now Apologia. Just in time to save your favorite brands from their own mistakes.
I Introduce CCP Bars
My latest entry into the gallery of zany nightmares is zanier and more nightmare than ever.
Post-Apocalyptic Cruising
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
Is it Satire?
Here’s just a hint of the raw power that comes with subscribing to the newsletter. Satire’s boundaries remain hotly contested […]
Vote or Die Returns
You know what’s great? Teamwork. It gave birth to this newsletter feature, which I put together with Amran Gowani and […]
The Time Gene Simmons’s Son Plagiarized Bleach.
Life’s weird. I wrote a column about it.
Conquer the Warring States of Twitter
In the New Yorker again, with a guide to destroying your friends on Twitter. Or enemies, if you so choose.
Riding the Millar Train to Hell
Remember Nemesis? If not, welcome to a new genre of pain.
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