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Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
On Giving Up
I’ll never admit it again after this, but I think I gave up a few times. Which is probably why I dumped on the Cenas and Kents and Aragorns. Being told not to give up felt like a personal diss track. I’m also too prickly to ignore a good insult. […]
13 Moms Teach Dune’s Space Magic
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his mother without anyone throwing anything. This is the wildest concept in sci-fi history, especially when we consider the alternatives: Mom 1: Good try, sweetums. We might die nameless and mutilated […]
“Teenage Squid Games” on Points in Case
Some new topical tomfoolery by me is up on Points in Case.
The New Yorker Interviewed Me About Pranks
It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
I’m in the New Yorker. No, really.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank or edit. I just lucked out.
Modern Apologies, Volume 1
Using my infinite free time, I’ve been writing parodies of modern apologies. All of them will be reposted here to spare you from Twitter.
Preorder Everything Abridged by Dennard Dayle (Me) and Save the World
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything Abridged is up for preorder. With it, you can enjoy my humor without suffering through public transit or memorizing eighty years of DC Comics. Decent deal, right? Look at this […]
Blind Monkey Goes to the Park
I don’t have a relationship with nature. Trees have been kind to me, but I have a specific and early charge against fauna. It happened on the semi-colony of Jamaica. While the mother country defends and develops a proper colony, a semi-colony serves as a weekend getaway and trash can. […]
Me Write Buk
I write a bit. It’s not heart-healthy, but everyone needs a vice to survive. To be specific, I’ve been writing since I was twelve. It’s the only skill I’ve refined without getting distracted, bored, or tendinitis (breakdancing is difficult). I’ve done it for free, for money, and to poke Cuomo […]