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Caring About the Founders is for Flatscans

I wrote about my enduring respect for the Founders’ opinions in the New Yorker. Or rather, the Founders’ Fathers’ opinions.

For reasons beyond me, I promised to show the world my rejected tilt at Modern Love. I hope you enjoy […]

Honestly? I love this one, and hope you do too. Manga insanity is a special wavelength.

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I had a “walking while black” encounter with the NYPD.

I’m officially a montly columnist at 1-900-HOTDOG. Read my ascension here.

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I’ve got a humor article about the boiling hell pit of collaboration up on The New Yorker. In both online […]

I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.

They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.