I had a “walking while black” encounter with the NYPD.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
I Become Monthy HOTDOG King
I’m officially a montly columnist at 1-900-HOTDOG. Read my ascension here.
Hopefully Mankind Can Avoid This Totally Sweet Cyberpunk Dystopia
Free bonus article? You bet. With a small request: sign up for my newsletter. I live in hell. But it’s […]
On Group Projects
I’ve got a humor article about the boiling hell pit of collaboration up on The New Yorker. In both online […]
Laughing at, not with, ponzi schemes
I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship […]
In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]