I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship […]
In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Guest Spot
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia […]
Meanwhile on Slackjaw
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become […]
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.