Time for a final review of “Side Effects Include Survival,” my vaccination scheme. After this it’s back to sleep and Cruelty Squad.
To better serve the New World Order, I made MTA floor decals and banners with a twist. They look like this on a screen:
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And like this in the wild:
And like this…
And like this…
And like this:
And most importantly, like this:
My dark masters were pleased, but wanted more. So I put together these bandage stickers:
Large (2×8)
Small (1×4 inch)
And put them on this statue:
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this statue (lord knows I paid them enough)…
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this statue…
And this PAIN IN THE ASS TO CLIMB:
And this shrine to Mammon:
And countless others.
Reactions came in heavy. My orders somehow leaked to this warrior for freedom, who combines Joan of Arc and Typhoid Mary:
I also got some cogent messages like this:
And a lot more like this:
It was a lot of walking and climbing. I didn’t plan on getting back into parkour, but the Shadow Council had other plans.
If you like this, my book “Everything Abridged” is up for preorder.
If you hate this, you can harness even more rage by preordering my book.
And finally, praise the New World Order.