Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed

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It’s a competitive time for reporters. Anyone within twenty-five miles of the capitol can uncover a Watergate-level controversy during their morning walk.  But we’ve discovered something special: a Twitter account by one of Steve Bannon’s many victims.

It’s plain to anyone with eyes that the former Chief Strategist looks like a serial killer. He has a face only Gorka could love. But only half of us thought he was actively tracking down new victims. This first-person account of human cruelty has the potential to become the fifteenth most explosive scandal faced by the Trump administration (as of press time).

Our team of semi-experts feel it’s best to let the victims statements stand for themselves.

More information will be released here as it comes. Stay safe.

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