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Exclusive Evil
Times Op-Eds in Five Words
Sadly, it explains itself.
The Starseed Experience
I’m honestly proud of this one.
Expensive Evil Returns
My quarterly journey outside returns.
Fun Uses for Your Old Body
For lovers of sci-fi and/or pole-vaulting past good taste.
Fight Night, an Exclusive Evil Special
Gaze upon the bounty I provide thee.
Tips and Tricks for New Presidents
I had some fun.
Some Advice for Advice Columnists
No breaks. Only bants. I decided to exorcise my long-term advice columnist vendetta:
Dunk the Negro Returns
Another newsletter bonus. And a fun one, for fans of peak stupidity.
Get Ethically Swole
Newsletter entries like this tell me I made the right career choice.

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