I was put here for two reasons: stopping Skynet, and writing this book. Skynet’s up by a few points, but Everything Abridged is here. It’s my best shot. If you’ve […]
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Layer 31 – Better Than Love
Welcome to Cinema Kaiju. Big-budget movies with big hearts and surprisingly big brains. We watched Hideaki Anno’s (You may have heard of him) Shin Godzilla and Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim. […]
Layer 28 – Kaguya Wants To Be On A Podcast
Have you heard of Kaguya-Sama? It’s pretty underground. Weeaboo Hell is a comedy podcast about anime, Tezuka’s greatest mistake. Every Saturday, hosts Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle and Sam “Mute Monkey” […]
Daily Topic, Week One
Still alive? Good job. To keep my stand-up muscles sharp, I’m uploading one topical joke a day. I’ll put recaps up here weekly, along with daily posts on YouTube or […]
Could You Make This Novel a Bit Blacker?
Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece about my wholesome relationship with literary management. Read it here.
Another Points in Case Article
I’m so very popular. Check out my new humor article here.
More Ruthless Self-Promotion
While my fiction’s far and away the least popular feature on the site, there’s some news about it. I’m going to be in Between the Lines Publishing’s 2017 Fairty Tale […]
Matchbook Makes a Mistake
Against their better judgement, Matchbook Lit Mag recently published a story of mine. Take a look here.
Blind Monkey (Almost) Wins a Contest
I recently won a science fiction short story contest. (Editor’s note: Fourth place.) Gaze in wonder upon my work on their semi-broken website, or on my portfolio. Or pick up […]