I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix […]
There Is No CIA
Presenting the dumbest and most irresponsible stunt I’ve ever pulled: There Is No CIA. The Site. The Video. The Book […]
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).
Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes right. Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with […]
Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
Subscribing to Extra Evil is the future. Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand. Newsreel Every […]
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship […]
Extra Evil: Old Horizons
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the white rhino. Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire. Newsreel Aang Suu Kyi […]