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Opera Murder and You
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New on Dennard+: The Screwdriver
Read the life-changing pilot to my nonfiction article series on Substack. In which I go “outside.”
The Inquisition’s Finest Satire
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Is it Satire?
Here’s just a hint of the raw power that comes with subscribing to the newsletter. Satire’s boundaries remain hotly contested […]
Vote or Die Returns
You know what’s great? Teamwork. It gave birth to this newsletter feature, which I put together with Amran Gowani and […]
My Modern Love Reject
For reasons beyond me, I promised to show the world my rejected tilt at Modern Love. I hope you enjoy […]
Minutes from Thursday’s Book-Burning Meeting
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In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
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Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
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