Time for my spring offensive. Here are mockups for what some lucky New Yorkers will find today near select headquarters: […]
Apocalypse Polis, Part 1
Welcome to Text Epics. Here’s the first, Apocalypse Polis. Switching the voting to a simple Twitter poll:
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
You can see this mysterious, sensual content by joining my Patreon or Substack. I use all the satire articles too […]
How 2 Rite Gudd
I’ve started a Patreon to fund my delinquency. Patrons of the “Dayle Legal Fund” tier can access the links below. […]
Summon More Satire on Patreon
The first surprise of my Spring offensive: the See More Evil Patreon. I started out plotting a simple tip jar […]
Extra Evil – Written at 4 AM
Subscribing to Extra Evil brings your rent down. Today’s Fortune: Don’t drink alone. Enjoy your bleach with friends. Extra Evil […]
Extra Evil – Tell Your Friends
No really, tell your friends. Today’s Fortune: Saint Peter takes bribes. Go back to sinning. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle […]
Layer 93 – The Uzumakiad, Part Five (Naruto)
Our arrogant attempt to reread and evaluate the entirety of Naruto continues. This time we get a great fight and […]
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
Minimal Thoughts on Elden Ring
Experimenting with a review format.