In which I learn nothing about face reading.
Tag: column
Prehistoric Ecchi
In which my column explores microcomputer hornballs. It’s an amusing time.
The Highs and Lows of Weebdom
True balance.
Your Moment of Unzen
Extra Evil continues to defy fate.
I Will Battle Eric Adams Forever
From hell’s heart, etc.
Celestial Behavioral Therapy
The column doesn’t get weirder, it just stays weird.
The Power of Nothing
Can chanting change your world? No. Learn how. Also, check out my book:
Another Divine Comedy
You wouldn’t believe how much stupid garbage hides in my vault.
There’s Always Another Line to Cross
The universe bluffs. I call.
The Curse Lifts
At heavy human cost.