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Pitch 8 – Noah Tries Branding
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Pitch 8 – Noah Tries Branding

Noah’s determined not to let ads beat him. Ads have other opinions. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: May 15, 2025May 15, 2025
Pitch 7 – Meet Noah
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Pitch 7 – Meet Noah

Welcome to continuity. Starting with Noah Leyner, the host of HistoRemix. Enjoy. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: May 7, 2025
Pitch 6 – Reset Buttons
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Pitch 6 – Reset Buttons

You can always start over. Which is good, because you’ll be forced to. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 30, 2025
Pitch 5 – Friends 5Ever
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Pitch 5 – Friends 5Ever

Making the dream work. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme song […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 23, 2025April 23, 2025
Pitch 4 – Dream On
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Pitch 4 – Dream On

Something to help you sleep. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 15, 2025
Pitch 3 – Flesh is Stronger
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Pitch 3 – Flesh is Stronger

Feeling good? Classic mistake. Luckily, fitness can fix that. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 8, 2025April 8, 2025
Pitch 2 – Manlier Manhood
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Pitch 2 – Manlier Manhood

You’re capable of so much more insecurity. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 2, 2025April 2, 2025
Pitch 1 – Bet On It
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Pitch 1 – Bet On It

Welcome to You Need This. The title is comprehensive. Dennard Dayle (How to Dodge a Cannonball) reads fake ads that […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: March 26, 2025March 26, 2025
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