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Extra Evil
The Dennard Dayle Newsletter
April 6, 2022
“Easy Answers”
Newsreel
A program that programs other programs has been programmed.
Elon Musk promised to change Twitter from a cesspool to a cesslake.
Despite his most famous performance, Louis CK didn’t get an AVN award.
You don’t have a North Pole anymore.
Madison Cawthorne may enter his next orgy as an independent.
Eric Adams demanded the homeless enter his top donors’ shelters.
War Journal
Back to a sane-ish sleep pattern. While I’m still writing this on the wrong side of 5 AM, it’s by choice this time.
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The book release is starting to feel real to me. Which says something, considering how rarely I take any part of life seriously. I already have jokes laid out and assigned for my funeral.
There’s going to be a launch event at Powerhouse Arena on May 24th. I feel like the luckiest human being alive. Rivka Galchen will be hosting, and brilliant, which is nice. I may buy some clothes that don’t say “post-apocalyptic metalhead” or “art school gamer.”
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This section’s named after Garth Ennis’s Punisher run. For now. It’s still brilliant, but the longer a war is on the national brain the more I worry that keeping the name is self-indulgent.
For now, it endures. A nice reminder that inertia is all that holds most progress back.
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I’m finally hitting some kind of stride teaching. The semester’s essentially over now, but at least future youth will benefit.
The Present
New prank. Proper live gallery up soon.
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New mock text adventure. Get hype.
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I soft-launched a Patreon page to support the pranks/web hosting/processed food. I call it The Dayle Bail Fund.
The Past
Remember how this newsletter started? I was so young back then. August 2021, only minutes before the pandemic ceased to exist forever.
The Future
You need Everything Abridged more than you need food.
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I’ve got guest features coming in five outlets, but I have no idea when they come out. For now, visualize them. Manifest fresh banter by me, and it shall become real. Unlike money.
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Some new prank ideas. We’ll see if I can’t spin some magic.
One Sentence Reviews
It’s Life as I See It: A nice reminder that I’m in a long line of extremely weird black guys. (4/5)
Veep (Season 3): I should go outside at some point. (4.5/5)
The Haunting of Lin-Manuel Miranda: Points for ballsiness and rectitude, but leave a little craft in the lecture. (3/5)
Hamilton: Lyrical spiritual revisionist miracle. (2.5/5)
Dykes to Watch Out For: The anthology’s fun, but the illustrated intro is money. (3.5/5)
Signing off
Thanks for reading Extra Evil, the newsletter that kicked out of a stunner.
-DD