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Tag: satire
Pitch 8 – Noah Tries Branding
Noah’s determined not to let ads beat him. Ads have other opinions. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads […]
Pitch 4 – Dream On
Something to help you sleep. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme […]
Pitch 3 – Flesh is Stronger
Feeling good? Classic mistake. Luckily, fitness can fix that. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that […]
Be Blind
I love this job.
Maybe Demonology Works
Any port in a storm.
Pitch 1 – Bet On It
Welcome to You Need This. The title is comprehensive. Dennard Dayle (How to Dodge a Cannonball) reads fake ads that […]
La Vida Loca
This week, we’re going to a place beyond woo.
Ghosting Substack (Get It?)
So the newsletter I run as an elite-doubleplus-good fan bonus, Extra Evil, is now severed from Substack. If that was […]
Stop Dying, It’s Passe
Surely you can do better.
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