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The Text, Part II: The Five Tenets

Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will […]

It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.

“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world […]

Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get […]

Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have […]

From the desk of Agent Redacted, Armchair generals are quick to pass judgment on the CIA for flaying prisoners. These […]

We’re halfway through Injustice: Year One. Time for a commercial break.

Five years ago, my father told me to give up. In the near future, everyone would be qualified as a […]

The Fourth of July is about appreciating the healing power of jingoism. The term gets thrown around, but few Americans […]

(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) Kent stands […]