Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted […]
Valentine’s Day isn’t the worst offender among corporate holidays. At least it doesn’t start two months early. Here’s your comic […]
Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will […]
It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.
“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world […]
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get […]
Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have […]
From the desk of Agent Redacted, Armchair generals are quick to pass judgment on the CIA for flaying prisoners. These […]
We’re halfway through Injustice: Year One. Time for a commercial break.
Five years ago, my father told me to give up. In the near future, everyone would be qualified as a […]