The column doesn’t get weirder, it just stays weird.
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
The Weekly Dispatch
You’re welcome, universe.
Advanced Chutes & Ladders
Ready to play Chutes & Ladders? Forever?
No, You’re Late
Rude, really.
Me vs. My Mind
I take hell’s quiz. For you.
God’s Lunch Break
This week in paradise.
It Can Always Get Weirder
Never doubt it, for one moment.
The Family Stone
Don’t open email from anyone you share DNA with.
All the News that’s Fit to Letter
Imagine me, not at it. Now stop. That’s nonsense.
Portraits of Madness
And personality, maybe. Okay, just madness. It’s always madness.