Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]

Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]

Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!

After this installment, I’m experimenting with mailing this newsletter through Substack. Every post will still be here, because I dislike […]

Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink […]

I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.

Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia […]

Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you courage. Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter […]

My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]

Subscribing to Extra Evil pleases The Council. Today’s Fortune: Reading the future leads to dire tragedy. Extra Evil The Dennard […]