It’s not just karate. It’s not just puppets. It’s puppet karate.
The New Yorker enjoyed my nonsense riff on scorpions, frogs, and you.
How could I resist? \ ‘
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
This week’s column takes a look at Newgrounds. Or a stab at it. Because of the insane amount of stabbing.
I’m weekly at 1-900-HOTDOG! Inform the press. Inform the village children. The good times are here.
Also, new 1-900-HOTDOG feature.
New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.
This is my best 1-900-HOTDOG volley of the year. Don’t believe me? Believe these great preview images.
The new Expensive Evil covers GCW Fight Night, and my deep thoughts on civilization. Specifically, punching.