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A Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Guest Spot
I’m on the excellent podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating in this episode. Listen, and learn about the maps around you.
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
Post-Apocalyptic Cruising
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
The Time Gene Simmons’s Son Plagiarized Bleach.
Life’s weird. I wrote a column about it.
Riding the Millar Train to Hell
Remember Nemesis? If not, welcome to a new genre of pain.
The New Yorker, in SPACE
I had enough luck left to get this into the New Yorker.
Caring About the Founders is for Flatscans
I wrote about my enduring respect for the Founders’ opinions in the New Yorker. Or rather, the Founders’ Fathers’ opinions.
This Month’s 1900HOTDOG Column
Honestly? I love this one, and hope you do too. Manga insanity is a special wavelength.
I Become Monthy HOTDOG King
I’m officially a montly columnist at 1-900-HOTDOG. Read my ascension here.
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