My newsletter remains sinless and perfect. Also: launch postponed due to venue chicanery. Also: BOOK’S OUT!
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Extra On Time
I’ve been up and down and sideways. Yet the newsletter marches on.
The Best Job on Earth
This weeks 1900HOTDOG column. “Nonsense archaeologist” should be a Career Day staple.
Meanwhile on Newsletter Island
I hear Extra Evil’s been extra on point.
It Gets Gross
Per my tradition.
I Learn, Albeit Slowly
Notably slowly.
Elf Pun Apocalypse
Unrelenting, endless elf.
Win My New Book
Enter the arena! Self-actualize! Become a god!
Back on the Doggzone 9000
Even more delerium than usual. Somehow.
Even Eviler Evil
The world’s most lovable newsletter continues.