We capture them for sport. But it’s more like a Globetrotters kind of sport.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
The Newsletter’s Pretty Much the Main Site
Read it! Love it! Absorb its light!
Zoom Zoom Zoom
My heart doesn’t go Boom-Boom.
Why Is Channel 4?
Seriously. Explain it to me. Also: BOOK’S OUT!
Victory Lap Letter
My newsletter remains sinless and perfect. Also: launch postponed due to venue chicanery. Also: BOOK’S OUT!
Extra On Time
I’ve been up and down and sideways. Yet the newsletter marches on.
The Best Job on Earth
This weeks 1900HOTDOG column. “Nonsense archaeologist” should be a Career Day staple.
Meanwhile on Newsletter Island
I hear Extra Evil’s been extra on point.
It Gets Gross
Per my tradition.
I Learn, Albeit Slowly
Notably slowly.