Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
I’m proud of this one. The lunatic book bans are, in a season of plague and escalating military tension, my […]
Sometimes I like to throw a rock at a lake and see what happens. Hence this McSweeney’s update.
Threepeat! Threepeat! Threepeat! I had fun with this one. Hopefully you do too.
Most people think of the Christmas Spirit as a Reaper covered in tinsel, right? Because I do. I shared my […]
Slackjaw was kind enough to host my Bluehost diss track. Remember that you’re better off getting your hosting from anyone […]
I’ll never admit it again after this, but I think I gave up a few times. Which is probably why […]
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his […]
Some new topical tomfoolery by me is up on Points in Case.