Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
The New Yorker Again? Yup
I’m proud of this one. The lunatic book bans are, in a season of plague and escalating military tension, my […]
Back in McSweeney’s
Sometimes I like to throw a rock at a lake and see what happens. Hence this McSweeney’s update.
New Yorker Threepeat
Threepeat! Threepeat! Threepeat! I had fun with this one. Hopefully you do too.
Back in The New Yorker
Most people think of the Christmas Spirit as a Reaper covered in tinsel, right? Because I do. I shared my […]
A Few Words on Bluehost
Slackjaw was kind enough to host my Bluehost diss track. Remember that you’re better off getting your hosting from anyone […]
On Giving Up
I’ll never admit it again after this, but I think I gave up a few times. Which is probably why […]
13 Moms Teach Dune’s Space Magic
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his […]
“Teenage Squid Games” on Points in Case
Some new topical tomfoolery by me is up on Points in Case.