And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
Read the life-changing pilot to my nonfiction article series on Substack. In which I go “outside.”
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Virtuosity is now Apologia. Just in time to save your favorite brands from their own mistakes.
My latest entry into the gallery of zany nightmares is zanier and more nightmare than ever.
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
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You know what’s great? Teamwork. It gave birth to this newsletter feature, which I put together with Amran Gowani and […]
Life’s weird. I wrote a column about it.
In the New Yorker again, with a guide to destroying your friends on Twitter. Or enemies, if you so choose.