Divinely uninspired.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
I never stop typing.
Ever.
I Shouldn’t Own a Camera
And yet it turns.
You Must Become One With the Newsletter
Every Wednesday until the comet hits.
Princeton’s a Weird Place
We’re going all the way down this week.
Playing the Fiddle, via Email
Fun week in the empire.
As Wild As It Gets
My guest column digs an inch closer to hell.
Fun Uses for Your Old Body
For lovers of sci-fi and/or pole-vaulting past good taste.
Esper Madness, Round II
“I think that you and I are destined to do this forever.”
I Live, I Email, I Live Again
This week’s news of the world.