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Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Extra Evil – The Other Holiday Season
Subscribing refills the ocean. Newsreel Tucker Carlson’s texts abandoned subtext. Someone said the shootings can’t get worse. Match Group left Russia, impoverishing countless catfish. Independent generals promised to defend Sudan […]
Re: Your Baby
More of my antics in The New Yorker. It’s a fun one.
4chan’s Annual Musical
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Extra Evil – Mission Accomplice
Subscribing refills the ocean. Newsreel Fox News paid Dominion a dollar per dogwhistle. We’ll have Evan Gershkovich back by 2099. The Times still reports hate crimes as awkwardly as possible. […]
Opera Murder and You
You know what’s terrible about getting exclusive hilarity like this on my newsletter? Me neither.
Yes, I Did Lose a Shirt Like This
And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
Extra Evil – Alternative Titles
Subscribing would make me feel better. Newsreel Finland joined our atomic dodgeball team. A narcissist was punished with attention. Johnson & Johnson offered 9 billion for headlines without “baby cancer.” […]
Extra Evil – All Prayers, No Thoughts
Get these in your inbox! Slay God! Be free! Newsreel No innocent lobbies were harmed this week. American volunteers brought our signature generosity, humility, and intellect to Ukraine. Nintendo finally […]
New on Dennard+: The Screwdriver
Read the life-changing pilot to my nonfiction article series on Substack. In which I go “outside.”