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Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Die Trying or Die Trying
Getting rich isn’t on the table.
The Cadillac of Newsletters
Take it for a drive.
Round Earthers Unite
We’ve been silenced for too long.
Join the Laugh Cult
We’ve been waiting for you.
Meanwhile, on McSweeneys
I stopped by McSweeney’s Internet Tendency with Eli Grober.
The Weekly Apocalypse
The newsreel honestly makes dealing with the conflagration a bit easier.
Another Divine Comedy
You wouldn’t believe how much stupid garbage hides in my vault.
There’s Always Another Line to Cross
The universe bluffs. I call.
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