The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Youngest Son of Antoine and Alina. Known as “Jerkass” to foes and “Lord Jerkass” […]
Movies
Moving pictures.
At the Movies: Skyfall
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical cynicism writ large. Should spend less time on 4chan. Byron: […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted by furious knocking. Alan: It’s 2 AM. If it isn’t […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind him to avoid association with his costume. Alan is less […]
At the Movies: Moonrise Kingdom
To recover from Spider-man’s train wreck, the trio try a movie that looks like at least one person gave a shit.. Cammy: Movie of the year. Every year. Alan: That’s […]
At the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck shit through a straw. Cammy: You say that about everything. […]
At the Movies
Alan, Byron, and Cammy stand at the end of a line in the snow. Alan looks pissed off, Byron looks cold, and Cammy looks tipsy. A: Why are we here? […]