(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for […]
Movies
Moving pictures.
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the rules to get results. Byron: A straight-laced cop pushed to […]
At the Movies – The Lego Movie
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 of building the Lego Death Star to play Minecraft. Byron: Built a […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
At the Movies: Battle of the Year
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Bboy Maladjusted, Pretentious Crew. Byron: Bboy Braindead, Floor Sweepers Crew. Cammy: Bgirl Addikt, Tumblrz […]
At The Movies: Pacific Rim
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds dim enough to pay for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Pilot of Misanthrope XLR Byron: Pilot of Gurren Lackwit Cammy: […]
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out of the sand. Man of Steel has caused an impressive […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]
At the Movies: Triple Feature
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds that pay for movies. They are: Alan: Resident malcontent. Byron: One inch taller than six feet, one can short of […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey, Part 2
The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of message boards and Cheetos. HUGO Splitting the story into multiple […]