It’s exactly what it says on the tin.
You know I can’t stop. Introducing SpreadCon, a very fake convention with a very real promotional campaign. I suspect these posters will tell you more than I could. Enjoy, Spreadees.
I’m sympathetic to the executive branch’s struggle. So I’ve written, printed, and mass-mailed a few posters to help. -Blind Monkey
Facebook isn’t the only company on an apology tour.
America loves sequels. The previous batch. My elaborate Rupi Kaur parody.
Brought to you by this train’s dispatcher.
Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present Headlines from 2020, a Twitter feed depicting the next exciting episode in the collapse of the American Empire. Here are a few highlights: Looter, Arsonist, or Slayer: What Kind of Rioter […]
For my latest trick, I’m proud to present Sambo, a freelance labor app with a crowd-pleasing twist. Please direct all letter bombs to the proper channels.
The three men and theoretical women at Antimonkey pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. We may make up most of our content, but we stringently follow the Associated Press style guide. It’s a competitive time for reporters. Anyone within twenty-five miles of the capitol can uncover a Watergate-level controversy during […]