Noah’s personal life reaches sane stability. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. […]
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The rest.
Reborn as a Rock
It’s a dimwit golden age.
Deathmatch Satire
Sometimes, Juvenal calls. My Tuesday 1900HOTDOG column played for keeps this round.
Ghosting Substack (Get It?)
So the newsletter I run as an elite-doubleplus-good fan bonus, Extra Evil, is now severed from Substack. If that was […]
Happy Valentine’s Day from Seitan
I’m getting good at this.
On Eric
I couldn’t be happier.
A Letter With News
Read. Become. Ascend.
Feast Your Ears
I’m on the 1-900-HOTDOG podcast. It’s the best discussion of the worst comic.
Everything Abridged is Everywhere
I was put here for two reasons: stopping Skynet, and writing this book. Skynet’s up by a few points, but […]
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