Every Wednesday. Forever.
Become the Bully King
It’s time to militarize your childhood, in my ever-stranger1-900-HOTDOG column.
Virtuosity Rides Again
My recurring collaboration with Amran Gowani and Michael Estrin charges on. Presenting, our love letter to international monopoly: Virtuosity Plays Monopoly. Love it. Embrace it. There’s no alternative.
Raise Your Tiny Fists to the Sky
It’s not just karate. It’s not just puppets. It’s puppet karate.
On Venom
The New Yorker enjoyed my nonsense riff on scorpions, frogs, and you.
Re-Meet the Ludys
How could I resist? \ ‘
Rocking and Rolling
Another bonus newsletter article, as incentive to let me spam you. My take on the Wenner business, mostly.
Extra Evil – Immodest Proposal
Subscribing to the Substack makes your heart grow.
The Most Important Contest of Our Lives
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
I Don’t Know Why Either
Introducing: reality TV’s event horizon. My weekly 1-900-HOTDOG feature.