The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 of building the Lego Death Star to play Minecraft. Byron: Built a […]
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At the Movies: Dredd
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Judge Alan: Hard to evade, easy to bribe. Judge Byron: Skimmed the books of law. Judge Cammy: […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted by furious knocking. Alan: It’s 2 AM. If it isn’t […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind him to avoid association with his costume. Alan is less […]
At the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck shit through a straw. Cammy: You say that about everything. […]