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In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
Back in McSweeney’s
Sometimes I like to throw a rock at a lake and see what happens. Hence this McSweeney’s update.
Extra Evil – Loading Screen
Subscribing to Extra Evil opens the gate. Today’s Fortune: Living well is petty, and you’re better than that. Extra Evil […]
Extra Evil – No Resolutions
Subscribe to Extra Evil and we’ll release a hostage. Today’s Fortune: Don’t look behind you. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle […]
Extra Evil – Simple Pleasures
Subscribing to Extra Evil protects her smile. Today’s Fortune: The hills are out of gold. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle […]
13 Moms Teach Dune’s Space Magic
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his […]