Feeling good? Classic mistake. Luckily, fitness can fix that. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme song “Selling Out” by Tom Lehrer.
Tag: satire
Be Blind
I love this job.
Maybe Demonology Works
Any port in a storm.
Pitch 1 – Bet On It
Welcome to You Need This. The title is comprehensive. Dennard Dayle (How to Dodge a Cannonball) reads fake ads that feel too real. He writes them too, but you guessed […]
La Vida Loca
This week, we’re going to a place beyond woo.
Ghosting Substack (Get It?)
So the newsletter I run as an elite-doubleplus-good fan bonus, Extra Evil, is now severed from Substack. If that was holding you back from the tip jar, or if I […]
Stop Dying, It’s Passe
Surely you can do better.
Sex Miseducation
I had some fun with a pamphlet doomed to fail.
The Other Lunatic Fringe
My output gets more normal every day. Have fun with this one.
Duplicated Love
I’m proud of this one. The article, not the species.