Everything Else

My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things.

Every Wednesday, for the next ten weeks, I’m posting one of the only ten words I missed.

You’ll have to pick up the slack. You can win a copy of the new, expanded Everything Abridged paperback, if you post my favorite definition.

You can enter by commenting on any contest post. My website, Instagram, Substack, Twitter, whatever. The deadline’s the following Wednesday, at 4 AM. I don’t sleep much.

The first word is “contest.”

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