I recently offered my lying skills to the NSA. Oddly enough, the men in charge haven’t hired me as the official PRISM spokesperson yet. In order to gain some momentum, I’m taking my case to the people.
The Petition: http://www.change.org/petitions/national-security-agency-appoint-lying-expert-dennard-dayle-as-spokesperson-for-prism
The Video
The Original Proposal: http://www.seemoreevil.com/?p=1968