Preorder Everything Abridged by Dennard Dayle (Me) and Save the World

After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything Abridged is up for preorder. With it, you can enjoy my humor without suffering through public transit or memorizing eighty years of DC Comics. Decent deal, right?

Look at this cover. Doesn’t it call you? Isn’t it everything modernity promised and tore away? Why wouldn’t you own it?

Am I trying to make searching “Dennard Dayle” point here? Maybe. All I can say is that out of all the Dennard Dayle variants out there, I’m the most Dennard Dayle.