Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2014: Well-Maladjusted

Hello, America. At least, I assume you’re American. My semi-reliable traffic robot says that the vast majority of my readers […]

We built this town on Photoshop parodies.

Some people have a bone to pick with the diffusion of social networking terms into daily language. It’s the old […]

December. When the country joins hands for a ritual love-in that is promptly forgotten in January. Television is at its […]

Photoshop parodies cure gout. It’s a fact.

Do you know an idiot? Are you on a social network? Then you’re aware of Buzzfeed, the current first seed […]

Fiction

Roger stared at his new cufflinks with a grin. They were a perfect match for the grey pinstripe suit he […]

The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from […]

Swung for the fences on this one.

I’m supposed to do something funny with this. After all, this site is about ten percent politics (twenty in an […]