To All Concerned, It’s time someone said it. After years on the sidelines, watching the outrage machine collide with career after career, I’m going to speak my mind. I demand […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
The Podcast That Heals the Sick and Resurrects the Dead
I made promotional cards for Weeaboo Hell, our podcast about better living through animated deviance. You might have run across one if you live in the New York bubble. Here’s […]
New Story (Philomania) on No.2
My short story Philomania is up at No.2’s site. It’s about academia, professional wrestling, and my intensely passive-aggressive relationship with my alma mater. Take a look.
Another Points in Case Article
I’m so very popular. Check out my new humor article here.
Recaps of the The Masked Singer’s Final Season
S13E01: Duets. Monkey and Buffalo sing Like a Virgin. S13E02: Robin Thicke disappears between Sea Lion’s cover of Toxic and Raccoon’s cover of Crazy Train. He returns with a pallid […]
Meanwhile on Points in Case
I’ve got a new article up on Points in Case. Reading it cures most forms of modern and postmodern malaise.
This Relationship Doesn’t Bring Me Joy
You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I finally understand the value of tidying up. Sadly, I’ll be […]
My Expenses Since New York Legalized Nunchucks
Nunchucks, Foam – $26 Groceries – $90 MetroCard – $130 Nunchucks, Wooden – $37 Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy “Shinobi Zero” Leeman – $12 Rite Aid Home First Aid […]
On Nunchucks (Mission Statement 2019)
Ever bought a pair of nunchucks? Perhaps not, if you’re browsing this with two working eyes and two working hands. That’s a shame; Nunchucks are good fun. They’ve gotten more […]